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A haiku is a form of short Japanese poem. Wikipedia's article explains the rules.

Little doggie you
Are going to be killed soon
By a falling rock.


The spikes were poisoned
And the poison was deadly
Get some intrinsics.

--aioli & argiopeweb

The soldier ant hits
You will soon know what you have
It could have saved you


You insulted law
Now you have to pay the price
Wide angle death beam


With this wooden ring
I can cross the water, but
then an eel zapped me

--Toni Keskalto

Do you feel lucky?
Do you want your posessions
identified, punk?

--Jayt 21:48, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

Dead troll in a lake:
Yellowing leaves on water
Stirred by its last gasps


Cherry blossoms drape the
Chest where the troll is buried.
Welcome to level 12.


The troll is slowing
Down, the nights are growing long,
It has turned to stone


Snow slowly fills grooves
burned above a hero's grave
mistyped Ebehlert


I sacrifice much
Faithless Anhur gives me what?
yes, Ogresmasher


A four-leaf clover---
and pray. Anhur seems displeased.
Goddamn Sokoban!


Quaff from a fountain
Wish for a cockatrice corpse,
Watch out for the stairs.


--More-- --More-- --More-- --More-- --More--
--More-- --More-- --More-- --More-- --More-- Escape
You have turned to stone.


Scroll upon the ground
Erupts in an inferno
Dammit, my good robe!

--MrGuy 21:37, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Lichen, straight ahead!
You, needing sustenance soon,
Attack-- a green mold.

--MrGuy 21:39, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Drink from the fountain?
You attract a water nymph!
The fountain dries up!


I turn my back to
The wise lady of Delphi
"Dunno what you mean."
--Detonator Coil, suitable for a small nuclear device (Leave a message here) 13:18, January 25, 2014 (UTC)

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