- Chauncey fought the Oracle, he knew that it was chancey,
- Cause you ASCII stupid question and you'll get a stupid ANSI.
- - from the lyrics
You can download the MP3 of 3 minutes, 17 seconds. Robert T. Balder is distributing the song under a "Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 License". Because this is a noncommercial license, it is not a free and open source license, so be careful to follow the license terms when distributing this file.
In 2007, Balder released an updated version of this song called "Yet Another Stupid Decade - NetHack Turns 20" to commemorate 20 years since NetHack 1.3d was released to Usenet. The commemorative version of the song is released under a similar Creative Commons license and can be streamed free of charge at the Funny Music Project. It was played on two separate occasions on the syndicated Doctor Demento Show.