Q quantum mechanic  

Difficulty  9 
Attacks 
Claw 1d4 teleport 
Base level  7 
Base experience  92 
Speed  12 
Base AC  3 
Base MR  10 
Alignment  0 
Frequency (by normal mechanisms)  Average 
Genocidable  Yes 
Weight  1450 
Nutritional value  20 
Size  Medium 
Resistances  Poison 
Resistances conveyed 
None 
Other attributes 
A quantum mechanic:

Reference  monst.c#line1859 
A quantum mechanic is a monster with an attack that causes its target to teleport when it hits. The teleport is subject to magic cancellation. It follows the usual rules of selfteleportation, being disallowed on nonteleport levels, and permitting you to use teleport control.
Eating a quantum mechanic corpse will toggle intrinsic speed. Quantum mechanics are not considered human (or any other playable race for that matter) so you won't suffer the effects of cannibalism.
The quantum mechanic is the only member of the Q quantum mechanic monster class
Schroedinger's CatEdit
There is a 5% chance that a quantum mechanic carries a large box^{[1]}. Upon opening the box, a housecat named "Schroedinger's Cat" is generated and has a 50% chance of being dead (in which case you see its corpse inside the box) and a 50% chance of being alive (it will be peaceful). The state of the cat is not determined until the box is opened. In fact, before opening, the large box will be empty in terms of gameplay. There is nothing special about this cat; it is just a physics joke.
MessagesEdit
 "Your position suddenly seems very uncertain!"
 A quantum mechanic hit you and you attempted to teleport.
 "Your velocity suddenly seems very uncertain!"
 You ate a quantum mechanic corpse and your intrinsic speed is about to be toggled.
 "You seem slower."
 Your intrinsic speed was toggled off.
 "You seem faster."
 Your intrinsic speed was toggled on.
StrategyEdit
Eating a Quantum Mechanic corpse is a useful way to gain the speed intrinsic. If you already have intrinsic speed, however, you will lose it, so be careful!
PetEdit
Be careful, having a quantum mechanic as a pet may be useful, but dangerous. It may teleport shopkeepers out of their shops if its level is high enough, which angers them.
OriginEdit
This monster's name is a play on words with "Quantum Mechanics", a branch of physics. The messages that accompany the monster's teleporting attack and the toggling of intrinsic speed are jokes based on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which states that measuring the position of a particle makes its velocity more uncertain, and vice versa. Toggling the speed intrinsic could also be a reference to the transitions that occur between discrete energy levels in quantum mechanics.
Schrödinger's cat is a famous thought experiment in quantum mechanics involving imagining locking a cat in a box with a mechanism that has a 50% chance of killing the cat, depending upon the final state of a quantum system, for example whether an unstable nucleus has decayed within a certain time. The orthodox Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics asserts that the cat in the box is in a superposition of possible outcomes, in half of which the cat is dead, and half of which it is alive. Only when the box is opened and "observed" does the quantum wavefunction collapse, and the fate of the cat become determined. Schrödinger asserted that this was absurd, and thus so was the Copenhagen interpretation. Physicists are still divided on this matter. Note that this was a thought experiment; no actual cats were killed, or even halfkilled.
Encyclopaedia entry Edit
These creatures are not native to this universe; they seem
to have strangely derived powers, and unknown motives.